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My Camping Story.

Post by Mike Jewjells on Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:11 pm

This is my camping story from when i went Camping yesterday.

I got to tell you the greatest camping story. so i went camping yesterday and the bushes started moving. So i went me and my cousin looking for what ever was in the bushes. We thought it was a rabbit. So we fallowed it into a cave but then i realized my cousin was gone so i thought he went to like dunkin donuts or something i was like Dude i got to call him i want a donut like totally now. so i took out my cell phone and tried to call him but i realized i had no signal out in the woods. So i was really mad by now. So forget that, i kept on going into the cave and i saw bones i mean like lots of bones. i thought i was like dinosaur bones. but i saw the head of a whale i was like HOLY CRAP. so i kept on going on and i realized there was a dragon. I mean A FRIGGEN HUGE DRAGON. the drgon was like ROOOOAAAARRRRR. i was like OOO CRAP. the dragon started to shoot fire at me. good thing i was a ninja so i jumped out of the cave and started running. i was dodging fire but then i sa a cute little rabbit so i stopped to pet it. it was purple so i thought it was a albino but i remembered albinos where white. So i kept on running and then i saw a Golf CART. I jumped on the golf CART. but as soon as i got on the road all i heard where cop sirens and i was like O no not now. so i pullled over and the cop asked do you know why i pulled you over? i said because a HUGE dragon is chasing me and shooting fire at me. He started yelling at me and then i saw a banana on the seat next to me and i took it and twisted the banana and it came out and hit the cop in the eye so he took his gun out and started shooting at me. i was like NO and drove off. the golf cart ran out of gas and there were ninja monkeys wih the dragon. i was like im dead. but i remembered my BB gun in my back pocket. so i took it out and shot the dragon in the foot so the dragon fell over and the monkeys tried to help the dragon. so i saw a scooter you know the battery powerd ones. i jumped on that. started going and pressed the Noz button and went like a BAGILLION miles per hour. i was like sweeeeeeet. i got away. but then i found my cousin in dunkin donuts and i was like DUDE YOU LEFT ME and i almost DIED. but some how he brought me a donught and so i was happy. then out of no where i saw CHUCK NORRIS drinking some cofee so i went up to him and shaked his hand but he threw the cofee on my face. it burned like ALOT I MEANT LIKE A GAY TURTLE ALOT. so i started yelling. then i realized it was only a dream i woke up in my house next to my pet monkey and my cat name Boa. So i was happy and went camping the next day.

Hope you liked it.
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Post by bobaloo942 on Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:12 pm

Are you high or something?
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Post by Mike Jewjells on Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:13 pm

bobaloo942 wrote:Are you high or something?

No... Why you think i am?
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Post by bobaloo942 on Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:13 pm

Lol, from that story yes.
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Post by Mike Jewjells on Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:13 pm

bobaloo942 wrote:Lol, from that story yes.

Well i am perfectly fine.
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Post by bobaloo942 on Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:16 pm

Ah, ok.
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Post by NightSky on Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:42 pm

... *Wake up* UHH WHAT!!?! Oh yea good story.
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Post by Mike Jewjells on Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:54 pm

Lol Smile what can i say i got bored....
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Post by Bourne on Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:29 pm

lol nice story
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Post by Anarchy on Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:45 pm

EPIC
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Post by Mike Jewjells on Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:29 pm

Anarchy wrote:EPIC

I know.
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